Aminet 21/Aminet 21 (1997)(GTI - Schatztruhe)[!][Oct 1997].iso/Aminet/comm/cnet/supertg4.lha/Sniglets

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- People addicted to the smell of newly mimeographed papers.
Airloin - Unidentified airline entree served in-flight.
Airpunt - Any series of kicks that advances baggage thru the airport
Alfafabet - Backward letters used only on kid's clubhouse doors.
Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish.
Anaception - The body's ability to affect TV reception by moving.
Anananany - The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once you've started.
Anticiparcellation - Picking up mail after the mailman is out of sight
Applaflammaphobia - A vacation fear that the house will burn down.
Aquacoustics - Sound waves in bathrooms that enable anyone to sing on key.
Aquait - The time allowed at the water fountain for the water to cool.
Aquello - The brilliant yellow identifying waterproof materials.
Audiosis - The hearing of a sound after it quits.
Bandile - The thin red strip one pulls to release a bandage.
Bar-B-Coup - When a relative commandeers the outdoor grill.
Barcathrottle - The wooden lever/gear shift on the side of a recliner
Barcissist - The person in every bar staring at hinself in the mirror.
Boardwinds - Mysterious force in Monopoly that sucks up currency.
Bogustie - Clip-on bow ties that look real but aren't.
Boopchatter - The beeps at the beginning/end of pre-recorded tapes.
Boothgap - Space between a stationary seat and the next table.
Bugpedal - To accelerate/decelerate rapidly to remove a clinging bug.
Bursploot - Using one's thumb at the end of the hose to boost pressure
Busblender - The device at the front of the bus that swirls/swallows coins.
Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials.
Buyzantine - A building style designed so visitors exit the gift shop
Caffidget - To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100's of pieces.
Carpillary action - Enables water to move up a windshield.
Cherk - Person who writes a check for the items in the grocery store.
Chiplinger - Debris left in the dip during a large party.
Chocography - Information describing the candy arrangement in box.
Chronesia - The tendency to not know the time when asked, after checking.
Cigadent - Any accident involving a cigarette.
Cinemuck - The popcorn/soda/candy melted all over the theater floor.
Clogbytes - The holed edges of computer paper that jam up when printing.
Coat-tail Crusin - Voyage a piece of clothing takes hanging out a car door
Coinophony - Annoying pocket concerts conducted by people jiggling keys,etc
Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a combination lock.
Cyranno Blues - Brief depression after finding late mail hasn't arrived.
Digimenmonic - Vanity phone numbers like 1-800-BARGAIN.
Dog Gaskets - The black stuff that collects around an elderly dog's mouth
Enveloptic - Anyone who peers thru the box opening to see what's beyond.
Equatt - The pasttime of trying to balance the light switch in the center.
Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up.
F-Shock - Discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino
Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together.
Flotion - The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime someone moves.
Fotoflagellation - The act of waving a Polaroid so it develops faster.
Freeze burn - Fascinating effect on a screen when a film jams & melts.
Frigidalien - Any nonfood item (film, batteries) kept in the refrigerator.
Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking area.
Furtail Dash - Phenomenom of noticing something scurry, looking & its gone.
Gauzepressions - The gray sticky outline left behind by any bandage,
Greepers - People who walk up the down escalator to appear motionless.
Hackindeeminor - Contagious coughing between movements of a symphony.
Halaska - the box on a U.S. map that shows the 49th and 50th states.
Headweasels - The pompous, arrogant, etc, maitre d's who ruin a meal.
Hemoplugs - Small pieces of toilet paper applied to shaving wounds.
Horoscopia - Advice in a horoscope that can be applied to anyone, anytime.
Idiot Box - The part of the envelope that tells where the stamp goes.
Ignisecond - Moment after locking the door, realizing the keys are inside
Infachilles - Having one's heel rammed from behind by a baby stroller.
Infrasurvey - The test to see how far back the TV remote will work.
Inknition - The metal clicker at the top of ball point pens.
Intronesia - Embarrasing act of forgetting a name as your introducing.
Invisivoidance - The ability to disappear to avoid saying Hi to people
Javacise - Burst of motion after spilling coffee in one's lap.
Jemimites - Tiny pancakes formed from batter that fell of the ladle.
Jetschpiel - The animated "safety speech" given on airlines & ignored.
Jigglysomething - Irritating way the camera bounces in yuppie commercials.
Kidfusion - When a mom mumbles off kids names till she gets the right one.
Kleptoreceptors - The plastic cage on cassettes at music stores.
Lockoblanko -The inability to remember your combination after vacation
Lynthlyptus - Any cough drop found in one's pocket after a few days.
Maltigo - Mall confusion about which direction one entered from.
Margrane - Blinding pain from drinking Margarita slush too quickly.
Marmal - The bits of orange peel suspended in mamalade.
Meganegabar - The line you draw across "the amount" on a check.
Memoglyphics - Any grocery list that cannot be read once at the store.
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants.
Mirrorcide - Leading cause of death among finches and parakeets.
Mowmuffins - Dried accumulation of grass on the underside of mowers
Napjerk - The sudden body convulsions as one is about to doze off.
Navaglancing - Trying to find a good radio station while driving.
NBAcious - Last ditch effort of a player as the buzzer goes off.
Neglintics - The study of why contrasting lint attaches itself to clothes.
Newspamper - The plastic bag the paper comes in on rainy/snowy days.
Noggenavigation - The ability of parents to guide kids by the tops of heads
Nostridamus - Nose itch when your hands are unable to scratch it.
Nuttonbutton - The device at intersections marked "push to cross"
Parsleycution - Destroying the garnish on your plate, so no recycling
Pedaeration - Perfect body heat achieved by one foot out from under covers.
Peppier - The waiter at fancy restaurant who only grinds pepper.
Pepsunami - The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge.
Piano Mouth - Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake.
Pielibrium - Point at which the crust outweighs the filling, tipping over.
Pockalanche - Perpetual action where items fall out of a shirt pocket.
Postentive - Starting a long overdue letter and never finishing it.
Projectee - A person who is in front of the screen as the movie starts
Purcilious - The manner in which a man holds his wife's purse in public.
Puttsway - Leaning/teetering movements performed by golfers.
Quadriphobia - Fear of 4-way stops and not knowing who goes next.
Radiolimbo - Long stretches of highway where there is no decent radio.
Receptronzs - Bits of foil, coat hangers to improve antenna reception.
Salivosavers - People who tuck envelopes in instead of licking them.
Scrabitch - Unscratchable itch in the center of your back.
Sellebrities - Stars who triple their income by endorsing stuff.
Sentimuck - The gloopy feeling you get when you newlyweds with cake.
Shampiquefy - Diluting the shampoo so that you don't have to buy more, yet.
Sloopage - Tendency of hot dogs/hamburgers to slip from their covers.
Slurm - The slime that accumulates in the bottom of the soap dish.
Slurpeesloppy - Style of attire worn to the convenience store after 11pm.
Snacktivity - Any amusing table pasttime. (eating the crust first,etc)
Songlonger - A person who always sings "...And many moooore" at the end.
Spagmumps - Any of the millions of styrofoam wads in mail order packages.
Sperrets - Those marks you get on your face from sleeping on chenille.
Squatic Diversion - Anything a dog owner does/views while the dog squats.
Stroodle - The annoying strand of cheese stretching from a slice of pizza.
Superflograph - The last useless photo taken just to finish the roll.
Sushpect - Anyone who makes a noise (not verbal) to tell you to be quiet.
Televators - The rolling line on a TV when the Horizontal hold is out
Teloustic - Tendency for people to shout when calling long distance.
Threek - A fork with a bent tine.
Thrift shock - Spotting previously owned items at a Salvation Army.
Tunar - Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
Umbrace - Small strap that holds an umbrella in place.
Umbroglio - Any conflict with an umbrella on a windy day.
Underhoodist - A station attendant with a genius for locating hood latches.
Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play them.
Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your plate colorful.
Waldust - Powder that sticks to you when you lean against a white wall
Weseenems - RV's plastered with state & nat'l parks stickers and flags.
Whipsplash - Compulsion to shove someone into a swimming pool.
Witlag - The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
Wobbliwad - A folded piece of paper stuck under furniture as a balance
Wriglimortis - The effect of a cold drink on a piece of chewing gum.
Yardshtick - Lame neighborly quips exchanged in the backyard.